Thursday, December 30, 2010

The Year In Review, or DPL/LPD/DPWL/WLPD/TDPL/TLPD

Don't know what the abbreviations stand for? Don't worry, read on! Let's look at the numbers:
If we calculate Days Per Load, we divide 365 days 108 and get 3.38 , or divide Loads Per Day, and get 0.296. Looking at it another way, I dumped a load every 3.38 days, or dumped 0.296 loads each day. Note that these numbers didn't include "Wasted Loads." If we calculate Days Per Wasted Load (DPWL), we divide 365 by 49 and get 7.44, or Wasted Loads Per Day (WLPD) we divide 49 by 365, and get 0.134. In simpler terms, I went 7.44 days between J/O sessions, or dumped 0.134 loads per day, if counting only times I jacked off. For a Total Days Per Load (TDPL) we divide 365 by 157 and get 2.32 or Total Loads Per Day (TLPD) we divide 157 by 365 and get 0.430. So, according to these numbers, I dumped a load every 2.32 days, or 0.430 loads each day. These figures are derived by adding "Loads Given" (108) and "Wasted Loads" (49).

Monday, December 20, 2010

Night of the Living Exes

Well only one of the exes was mine, the other was my next door neighbor's. Here's the deal: I signed up for a party on a sex site, and when I got the address and name of the host, I realized it was a guy I dated kinda briefly back in the late 90s. We still speak to each other, and I worked with his then former boyfriend for one year, so we are kinda connected in multiple ways. Anyway, I get to the party, acknowledge the host, walk into the living room, and see my neighbor's ex sitting there on the couch. I was REALLY surprised because my neighbor is kind of a prim, goody goody kinda guy. Also sitting there was my favorite cumdump, whom I hadn't seen in a while. It was the first time I'd ever seen him fully clothed, and also the first time we'd ever had a real conversation. But, I knew that seeing former bfs, and conversation was not why I was at this party.
The action started when one of the guests came out of the bedroom wearing only underwear. A few of us decided to get naked, and then the fun began. I saw my fave cumdump drop his clothes and getting felt up by a few guys. I walked over to him and we began to kiss. I'd never kissed Brent before, but he's really good at it. As we're making out, the doorbell rings and my second favorite cumdump walks in. Perfect!! Anyway, we continue to make out when some guy begins to fuck Brent's hole. As we're making out, my ex comes up and starts kissing me. I back off Brent and focus on the ex. I feel a mouth on my cock, and when I look down, my neighbor's ex is sucking me off. This guy gives fantastic head. He alternates between me and the ex, and when he comes up for air, all three of us share a kiss. By now, the action is in full on mode, and I can't decide which hole to plug first. I decide to try my favorite cumdump first, and I'm not disappointed. As usual, hole is smooth, slick and made for loads. I pump for a bit, then pull out cuz it's WAY too early to cum. I then go over to my second favorite cumdump and pound him for a while. I then see my ex pounding a hot Latin hole, and want a turn on that hole. He won't pull out, and so I try to pound him instead. I get almost all the way in, and he's so smooth that I start to unload before I get in. As I'm unloading my neighbor's ex gets on his knees and I feed him the cum on my hand. Trust me when I say, I as not happy I unloaded that soon.
On to round two. I got hard again about 20 minutes later, and I saw my ex bent over sucking off or fucking my second fave cumdump. I came up behind him and slid into his hole. It was awesome. As I'm fucking him, I ask him if he wants my load. Cumdump says "Give it to him" but I can't shoot. I pull out and see cum all over cumdump 2's belly. I scoop it up, slather it on my cock and go into the bedroom where I see a hot Latin hole waiting to be filled. I slid in and was enamored by his slick chute. made even slicker by the cum coating my tool. I pumped away, and dumped my second load of the night in his hole. I cleaned up and went to meet some friends for a drink. I wonder if Latin bottom knew that my cock was covered with cum...

Thursday, December 16, 2010

New Hole!!

Went to a small party (10 guys) on Sunday evening, and when I walked in, I saw a hot, lean, muscular bottom in the living room. He was bent over, leaning against a wall, taking cock after cock up his ass. He's talked to me on bbrts, but we've never hooked up. As he's getting plowed, I ask the top if he's cum yet. The bottom answers, "No, but he's really close." Sure enough, the top starts shooting right about then. He pulls out and I slide in. What a great hole!! Smooth, slick, and cum loaded. I give him a few thrusts and pull out. He asks why, and I tell him I don't want to shoot yet. He tries to convince me, but I am steadfast. I tried out the host's hole, a cute, 35 yr old Latino. Again, a nice, slick hole. I pound my friend Marc for a bit. Nice hole. Then I try out another new guy, who's got a great hole. I sample his hole three or four times, then decide it's time to dump. I go into the bedroom, and the lean, muscular bottom is face down on the bed, getting fucked by a bud of mine. He starts pumping hard, shoots, and pulls out. That's my signal to jump on. I slide my cock in with one fluid motion and begin to enjoy the ecstasy that is this guy's hole. I slide in and out, savoring the feeling of his chute enveloping my rod. I revel in the sensation of three other cum loads lubricating my cock as it approaches its nirvana. As I get closer and closer, I lean in to his ear and tell him I'm going to shoot. With that, he begins to squeeze and loosen his hole. He pushes me over the edge, and as I'm sliming him with my seed, begin to kiss his neck and mouth. What a ride. As I pull out, my friend Juan slides his cock in to enjoy a warm, cum filled hole. The bottom emails me the next day with his contact info telling me he's wanted my load for a long time, that he thinks my cock is beautiful, and that he'll take my load anytime I wanna give it to him. Looks like I may have found a new fuckbud.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Loads 100 - 102

Load 100 was kind of anticlimactic. I was going to a dungeon party that night, but had to go to a work party first. I had lots of fun at the work party, and drank a lot. I was on my way home, debating on whether or not to go to the party when my bud Marc called me up and asked if wanted a blow job. His place was on my way home, so I stopped by for a great blo and go. He had a few loads in him from earlier that evening, so I skewered his ass for a bit, but really wanted to nutt in his mouth. He's a great cocksucker, and milks my cock for all it's worth. It was an awesome orgasm.
Load 101 was given to an older neighbor of mine who loves taking my cock and load. I walked over on Sunday afternoon, and enjoyed a toe curling orgasm given to me by an older, very experienced man who takes his cocksucking very seriously.
Load 102 was dumped a few days ago at a new neighborhood glory hole. The guy claims to be 30 and I believe him since the building he lives in is known for its large population of young gay men. He as an ok cocksucker, not the best, but he was so eager for cum that I could feel his warm breath on my cock when I pulled all the way out of his mouth, and out of the hole.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Who will get my 100th load?

I'm going to a dungeon party tomorrow night, and usually dump at least three loads at these parties. I'l blog later about loads 100 - 102 including who the lucky recipient of my 100th load is.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Load 100

The next load I give to a guy will be my 100th load of the year, a milestone by anyone's standards. If you live in TX and want to be the man that gets my 100th load of the year, let me know!!

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