Sunday, January 1, 2017

2016's Load Count

Load count was only 66. What's the deal? As I get more sober, I don't have as much of a drive as I used to. I'm not sure if it's not drinking or the fact that I'm getting older that's the main driver behind my declining interest in sex. Thoughts from you readers out there?

Loads Given:
Load 1 - Given orally Jan 1
Load 2 - Given anally Jan 3
Load 3 - Delivered orally Jan 7
Load 4 - Given orally Jan 13
Load 5 - Delivered anally Jan 15
Load 6 - Given orally Jan 17
Load 7 - Given orally Jan 24
Load 8 - Given orally Jan 27
Load 9 - Delivered anally Jan 28
Load 10 - Delivered orally Feb 5
Load 11 - Delivered orally Feb 12
Load 12 - Delivered orally Feb 14
Load 13 - Delivered orally Feb 21
Load 14 - Delivered anally Feb 22
Load 15 - Delivered orally Feb 24
Load 16 - Delivered anally Feb 27
Load 17 - Delivered orally Mar 4
Load 18 - Delivered orally Mar 10
Load 19 - Delivered orally Mar 13
Load 20 - Delivered orally Mar 15
Load 21 - Delivered orally Mar 18
Load 22 - Delivered manorlly Mar 22
Load 23 - Delivered orally Mar 29
Load 24 Delivered anally April 2
Load 25 - Delivered orally April 17
Load 26 - Delivered orally April 22
Load 27 - Delivered anally April 27
Load 28 - Delivered orally April 30
Load 29 - Delivered orally May 8
Load 30 - Delivered orally May 12
Load 31 - Delivered orally May 19
Load 32 - Delivered orally May 25
Load 33 - Delivered orally May 28
Load 34 - Delivered orally May 29
Load 35 - Delivered orally May 31
Load 36 - Delivered orally June 3
Load 37 - Delivered orally June 10
Load 38 - Delivered orally June 12
Load 39 - Delivered anally June 15
Load 40 - Delivered anally June 28
Load 41 - Delivered anally June 30
Load 42 - Delivered anally July 3
Load 43 - Delivered orally July 8
Load 44 - Delivered anally July 10
Load 45 - Delivered orally July 17
Load 46 - Delivered anally July 27
Load 47 - Delivered anally July 28
Load 48 - Delivered orally Aug 7
Load 49 - Delivered orally Aug 14
Load 50 - Delivered anally Aug 18
Load 51 - Delivered anally Aug 24
Load 52 - Delivered anally Sept 2
Load 53 - Delivered orally Sept 16
Load 54 - Delivered anally Sept 21
Load 55 - Delivered anally Sept 29
Load 56 - Delivered anally Oct 7
Load 57 - Delivered orally Oct 24
Load 58 - Delivered anally Oct 26
Load 59 - Delivered anally Oct 28
Load 60 Delivered anally Nov 10
Load 61 - Delivered orally Nov 16
Load 62 - Delivered anally Dec 9
Load 62 - Delivered orally Dec 12
Load 63 - Delivered orally Dec 13
Load 64 - Delivered orally Dec 28
Load 65 - Delivered orally Dec 30
Load 66 - Delivered anally Dec 31
Wasted Loads:
Load 1 - Shot into Fleshjack watching "Return to Meat Rack" Jan 3
Load 2 - Shot into Fleshjack watching "Return to Meat Rack" Jan 10
Load 3 - Shot into Fleshjack watching "Return to Meat Rack" Jan 18
Load 4 - Shot into Fleshjack watching "Return to Meat Rack" Jan 26
Load 5 - Shot into Fleshjack watching Jim Walker (Steele) in some random porn on Pornhub April 1.
Load 6 - Shot into Fleshjack May 22.
Load 7 - Shot into Fleshjack June 8.
Load 8 - Shot into Fleshjack July 21.
Load 9 - Shot into Fleshjack August 2 watching Nick Moretti, Damon Dogg, and Jesse O'Toole
Load 10 - Shot into Fleshjack August 12 watching Nick Moretti, Damon Dogg, and Jesse O'Toole
Load 11 - Shot into Fleshjack watching Derek fuck Damon Dogg in Bone Deep.
Load 12 - Shot into Fleshjack watching third scene of Bone Deep.
Load 13 - Shot on me watching fourth scene in Bone Deep.
Load 14 - Sont on me watching fifth scene in Bone Deep.
Load 15 - Stroked out to "Eddie's Going Away Party" in Bone Deep.
Load 16 - Stroked into Fleshjack watching "DOC 4"

4 comments:

  1. You should have your testosterone levels checked you could have low T which might be the cause?

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  2. I think the bigger headline here is actually that anytime you ARE in the mood, you seem to find no shortage of willing contenders eager to take your load wherever you want to plant it. That's pretty awesome.

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