Thursday, June 30, 2011

World's Worst Trick

Last week, I got hit up by a guy on BBRTS. He wanted me to come over so he could blow me. He emailed me, "I want your load." His pictures were great. Tall (6ft 3in), buffed, tatted, and ripped. Who was I to say no? When I got there he was in the shower, and I could tell something was off. He told me he'd only been partying for about 20 minutes, but his actions indicated otherwise. He gets out of the shower, goes in his bedroom, and asks me what I like to do. I gave him the entire list, but thought to myself, "Didn't we already agree on this?" He got on his stomach and I began to eat his ass. He then told me he wanted to fuck me. He rolled me over, started rubbing on me, and saying weird stuff, like, "Do you love me?" I endured this for about five minutes, then wriggled myself out from underneath him, and got dressed. As I was getting dressed, he implored me to come back telling me he would get me off. I walked out, never to go back again. It's a shame cuz, if things had worked out, I could definitely see myself having a regular thing with him. This boy is smokin' hot, but way too tweaky for me.

1 comment:

  1. Sounds like the boy was DEF tweaked! Hate it when it doesn't turn out as planned. Total dick deflater.

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