This morning I answered a CL ad from a guy advertising NSA pump and dumps at his house tonight and for the next three nights. Great set up, you walk in, he's ass up, blindfolded, waiting for your load.
Here's my response: "This sounds awesome. I'm always looking for a hot hole to dump my load
in. I'm a 52 year old, 5 ft 9in, 175lb white guy with 6 hard inches
that's always horny to load a hot cunt. It's even better if someone else
has left a deposit there before me." Pretty straightforward, and reasonable, or so I thought.
Here's his response: "If you like to load a hot cunt, then fuck a woman! Yuck. You really need
to work on your delivery. I can't imagine that anyone would respond
favorably to such nonsense. Men don't have cunts, you idiot."
Was I out of line?
Tales of a 50 yr old topman in TX always looking for a hot mouth or hole to unload in.
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ReplyDeleteNot at all. I'd have been giving you directions!
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ReplyDeletenah...actually it turns me on when I guy calls it that.
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