Tuesday, February 24, 2026

Dating

 Met a really sweet, hot guy about a month ago. Physically, he checks 98% of my boxes; silver hair, tall, total bottom, and most importantly, blue eyes. I think he's gorgeous and he thinks the same of me. The issue is that so far, he's been unable to relax enough to let me fuck him. I keep telling him there are plenty of other things we could do, but he's insistent on getting fucked. Ordinarily, I'm fine with a hot man who wants my load in his hole, but this is confusing and frustrating to me. I've eaten his hole (tastes delicious btw), fingered him (he can only take two at a time), won't use toys, and I'm frustrated. Anyone out there have any ideas on how I can get him to open up?

1 comment:

  1. Carlton Butt Clock. I swear by it. It's the universal can opener. You reach a finger into him, and pull it to the three o'clock point on the clock. Wait until you feel his internal sphincter relax. It has quadrants. Then go to the top, twelve, up toward his tailbone. Then nine o'clock. Then six. I save six for last, because that's where the prostate is, and most guys like having that played with, and it helps keep them from tensing back up. If you need to, multiple rounds.

    The reason it works - the internal sphincter is not under conscious control. You can't just relax it; you have to apply gentle pressure and it will relax on its own when it's ready. I find it usually takes several seconds with most guys. But once you've gone around, he'll be much more open.

    You can search "Carlton" on my blog, and you'll find not only several descriptions, but also hot videos of me doing it to guys. It's the invention of a colorectal specialist named Doctor Carlton; he has Instagram posts about it too.

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Dating

 Met a really sweet, hot guy about a month ago. Physically, he checks 98% of my boxes; silver hair, tall, total bottom, and most importantly...